oligarchy (OLI-gar-kee) noun
A government in which a few people control all power.
Let's have some fun with this word.
"I said I wanted BUTTER, not oligarchy! ick."
"Next time, if you have an oligarchy, excuse yourself! What a stench."
"For a good time, contact your local oligarchist. You won't regret it."
"Something between a bat and a wombat, the oligarch evolved."
"A little bleach, or toothpaste, will take that oligarchy right out."