The word today is sortilege. Ok folks, let's see what we can do with it!
1. Divination by drawing lots.
2. Sorcery; magic.
"If I don't have this file sortileged by noon, my boss is going to blow a gasket!"
"...and to complete the sortilege, add a soupçon of fresh garlic, and some parsley for garnish!"
"The Kappa Kappa Banga fraternity is throwing a millenium sortilege for the girls at the Gimme Gimme More sorority house."
"My hard drive is sortileged."
"Take a left at the McDonald's on Sortilege Drive and you're there!"
"The doctor told me that torn sortilege can be re-grown, but I don't believe him."
"If a sortilege slithers out from under that rock, I am outta here."