Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Back off man. I'm a scientist writer

Dean Yeager: Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman Dan Brown!

My thoughts exactly on the Da Vinci code. Let's see.

Leonardo Da Vinci:
Notebooks 1,565 pages

Dan Brown:
The Da Vinci code 464 pages

Leonardo Da Vinci:
War Machines

Flying Machines

Work Machines

Water and Land Machines

Leonardo the Architect

And Dan Brown cracked the "code". A man of Leonardo's intellect creating a smarmy, trite, soap operatic "code" that sits undetected since 1519 until Dan Brown figures it out using discredited and debunked sources like Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

Does Dan Brown have some swamp land to sell too?

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