Let's have some fun with this word.
Pangaea (pan-JEE-uh) noun
A hypothetical supercontinent that existed when all the major landmasses of the earth were joined.
"Ted Rall has his pangaea in a bunch."
"If you can't figure out your own pangaea, how do you expect ME to?"
"A pangaea, a goat, and a mule walk into a bar..."
"Never mix pangaea and gin. Lethal combination and a wicked hangover."
"You say pangaea, I say pongaea!"